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'O! Holy Night​!​' a winter solstice celebration

by The Thumbnuts

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1.
Christmas, is a time for giving Christmas, I like to give things Christmas reminds everybody to give a little bit of themselves, have a little heart. Every holiday, I cry! Christmas is a time for giving, I gave everything I had to you, you you, oh, to you! I gave everything I had don't tell me you don't like gifts I just want you to be happy this year, but if you're not- On Christmas I'll cry! (tears) On Christmas I'll Cry! (sad stuff) This Christmas, I'll cry! (I'm talkin' 'bout Christmas tears) This Christmas, I'll CRY! (Santa can't help you now) Christmas morning, fill my stocking up with tears (to the brim) Chop a yuletide log up, just for one It gets so lonely, I need gingerbread friends in a gingerbread house to keep me company Cry! Cry on Christmas morning Cry! Cry on Christmas eve I cry on the Holidays! (I'm crying) Thanksgiving dinner alone, no turkey friends (are nonexistent) Thanksgiving alone, no friends no turkey Got too many dinner rolls! No one to share 'em with Guess I'm munching alone tonight It's time for new years, looks like I won't be having any guests Looks like it's a day I'm gonna regret (I'd rather forget) Try not to remember (But I'll be forced to remember!) But it's hard when you have a lonely 31st of December Bought too many danishes and appetizers! Bought too many chocolates! (And danishes) I'm all alone! (This house is not a home!) Watching the ball drop on TV, didn't have fun! These holidays, no presents Lookin' for a hug, but that's what I left the Christmas tree up for. I lost all my giftcards (spent the holidays with my cats) Couldn't shop on all the deals, couldn't grab all the holiday steals So I disappointed all my friends, they didn't have good gifts They left me, for the holidays Cry! I think I might Cry! Every holiday! I CRY!
2.
Well I'm gonna be late for Latemas, Oh man, I know you fuckers hate this The bells ring, ding-dong, hang the stockings up, but not for long I forgot to send my cards this year, maybe I'll do it next year I came in the room, and the ball dropped down, like five minutes ago Then my dad came in the room, with nothing to say Lights and garland all around, and I'm climbing up and down a god-damn ladder, now I'm fallin' down and then my dad tells me that the wreath - (I saw the ball drop) has got to go Dad, (on Tivo) this I know Take a look at me son It's a bad time for a seasonal song, 'cause nobody cares anymore I'm gonna be, don't wanna be - I'm gonna be late for Latemas
3.
Simply having a wonderful holiday Sitting around this tree, all year Sipping the eggnog, I fear What's inside these presents is not so clear Santa was here When wrapping the presents, I shed one tear Yes, the stockings are stuffed for you, my dear Kris Kringle is here! I like it when we open presents Simply having a wonderful holiday Do you see what I see? and a yo-ho-ho
4.
Once a Year 02:50
Just once a year I come out from the frozen, snowed-in garage Pulled out against my will by a reindeer entourage Sinking down from all the weight, I don't feel a thing Loaded up with all the gifts that I am forced to bring From what I've heard I'm a sturdy sleigh, I've been used for years Though I must say I'm afraid of heights, they're the biggest of my fears (can you give me a?) Yo-ho-ho! The sleigh won't go! We're in town tonight! Up in the sky! (A bird! A plane!) No, no, no! Look - It's simply Santa's sleigh! Even though I never sleep, the night I dread is here Bracing for the worst night of my life, yes it happens once a year As the night drags on I fly around this god-forsaken world And all it's for is a trail of gifts to be instantly unfurled! Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!
5.
Ho! Ho! HO! Oh yeah it's Christmastime, oh yeah it's Christmastime Oh yeah! it's Christmastime, oh yeah it's Christmastime! Oh yeah it's Christmastime, oh yeah it's Christmastime! Well, yeah it's Christmastime, oh yeah it's Christmastime! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho! It's now that time of year and now I simply have to go! Yes, Mrs. Clause knows that I have to get on my sleigh, I need Rudolph to brightly guide the way! O! Oh Christ, O God! It's Christmastime Oh God, You know when Your Birthday is. Where did all the presents go? A burglar just walked out the front door Oh yeah it's Christmastime, oh yeah it's Christmastime, Oh yeah it's Christmastime, oh yeah it's Christmastime! Oh yeah it's Christmastime, oh now it's Christmastime I know it's Christmastime, so now it's Christmastime!! (Sit on my lap, Santa) It's Christmas! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! So, impart mistletoe kisses!
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More 4 Me 04:05
Laying in my bed, drinking this weird juice made out of eggs Up on the the roof I hear a clattering Sleigh bells ringing & a ding-dingling Down the chimney He comes, looks like He’s having fun, but He saw me awake, I guess it’s time to run! I try to escape but I’m not match at all! He puts me in His sleigh & then off we go! Take another sip of this juice made out of eggs Wrapping up my gifts with the hopes of spreading joy Well- this is a song, & it’s all about eggnog It tastes like custard It really cuts the mustard I can’t can’t drink this eggnog! Because I am allergic! He can’t have this eggnog, but that just leaves more for me! Eggnog in a cup, eggnog in a mug, eggnog by the fire while chilling on a rug Boy, it’s the holiday season Santa’s coming with bars Dropping coal so hot you can feel it from Mars, bars like the candy crunching all on this jam Family’s gathered ‘round the table eating holiday ham Yeah, now cookie’s all on my plate I can tell if you’re awake so don’t stay up late! Mistletoe’s hanging, holiday music is banging Droppin’ down your chimney like a home invasion Got gifts in my sack manufactured by Asians, it’s amazing, it’s a season for giving It’s a season to be thankful for the life that you’re living Got the EpiPen, I’m poking Eggs in the head, I’m yolking All my friends, they’re joking Can’t have no nog! It’s got me choking! (This song has me feeling sick) I love eggnog, & I’m doing a dance & it’s all about eggnog, but you can’t really see ’cause it’s all in my dreams, & music is purely an auditory medium, so you can’t even see it but you surely can hear it Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance (JUST LISTEN TO MY DANCE) Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance Just listen to my dance
7.
Thanks for coming, you had a good day Your dad had fun just while it lasted Santa took our problems away in his sleigh We all wept as the music played Thanks for coming you had a good day Your dad had fun just while it lasted Santa took our problems away in his sleigh We all wept as the music played Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, He here comes, yes he does "Ah, look at us, huh? I mean, look at us, here we are (Wow) (We're here now) It's been a good run (Yes it has) It's been a pretty good run I'm proud of us (me too) We Three Boys (You don't even know) We should make a toast: Here's to friendship, fun, and music Here, here (Here, here)" Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause, Yes he does, yeah Thanks for coming, you had a good day Your dad had fun just while it lasted Santa took our problems away in his sleigh We all wept as the music played Thanks for coming, you had a good day Your dad had fun just while it lasted Santa took our problems away in his sleigh We all wept as the music played Come on! Santa! You know what to do, you take our problems with you (Shit on a record, and spun it around, don't try and listen, all you'll hear is brown) The sounds of our sounds will always prevail You wanna hear more? Just write an email If you've got problems, they'll all go away Just wait a few minutes - they'll all go away Santa, where have you gone? You dumped my problems in a dumpster In a dumpster (My problems lay) My stupid problems, are Santa's problems now Oh shit, you stupid asshole (Stupid asshole problems, now!) Thanks for coming, you had a good day Our dad had fun the whole big day Santa took our troubles and put them in a pile, everybody cried, because of their loss

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released December 24, 2022

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