There’s nothing like a day when nothing goes right
And the thoughts keep you up in the middle of the night
And the dog on the corner, barks so loud
And your daddy goes insane from hearing that sound
And your momma's cookin’ eggs that smell so bad
Man it’s a day like this that just makes you mad
It’s a day like this, just a day like this
Well it’s a day like this, just a day like this
Sometimes we all just (all just) smell like piss
Well it’s a day like this, just a day like this
[Attention students: It's a day like this]
There’s nothing like a day when nothing seems right
And you and your cat get in a huge fight
And you woke up too early for school again
And kids on the bus are real shit heads
And the cute girls don’t even notice you
And you trip and fall on your untied shoe
There's nothing like a day when nothing feels right
And the string goes snap on your brand new kite
And you go to your room, and its full of wasps
And your very favorite socks are totally lost
And your lunch sucks nuts, and you crawl in a ball
And you can't go to sleep 'cause your dad didn't call