Don’t want your long distance calls
I don’t want that at all
I want your lovin’ on my dial tone
I want you to fax me at home
Fax me, Fax me, Take a chance and fax me
Fax me, Fax me, Take a chance and fax me
Don’t want your stupid texts
Those things just make a mess
Don’t dial me on your smart-ass phone
Please just fax me at home
I just need you to fax me, girl
That would really change my world
I see your paper gettin’ printed out
Come on’ girl let’s fax it out
Don’t want your pay phone calls
I’m not a fan of that at all
When you kiss me, hear the dial up tone
Please just fax me at home
Fax me at work and fax me in the shower
Fax me even if you don’t even have power
Fax me on an airplane, and fax me at the ball game
I need you to fax me! I need you to fax me!
Fax me your love, and I’ll receive it through the phone line and print it out on paper