From the upcoming 9th album by The Thumbnuts, "Donald Bong's Funky World."
lyrics
I can't wait to go outside
Sit on down in the high tide
Let it carry me away
Grab a floatie for the day
Grab a coconut
Yeah, fill it with the juice
I sip it away!
Get a tan, and buy boat shoes
I can't wait to ride my board
Go online and buy a sword
I don't know what to do
I don't know who I am
I don't know what I am
I don't know, what's the world?
Ding dong, I hate this song
Ding dong, no one sings along
Sitting on down and writing my song
Climbing a tree and having fun
Man this is what it's all about, I guess
Tim Kaine's never gonna sing this song
Mike Pence refuses to sing this song
No one sings along when you're Donald Bong
Bing bong, I hate this song
No one sings along