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Well every damn day, I'm going to the store
to pick up some milk, & stuff to make some s'mores
& then I go home because I'm really bored
I get really annoyed when my roommate snores
I gotta get some headphones to block it out
because it's really loud, it shakes the walls
(& that's how we got a noise complaint from our neighbors)
I got two in the pocket, twenty-five in the bank
Gotta drive to the store on an empty tank
All my friends keep spamming, these memes are dank
Fire up the game, play some Halo, Ranked!
Uh, all day, Every damn day
But uh, if you wanna, watch a movie or something,
we could go to the theater around the corner, it's a pretty cool place
Gonna see some movies! Gonna get some popcorn!
Gonna get some video games, wait- you don't get those at the movies
but we can go to the store, down the street from the movies
if you want to, you don't have to
Well every damn day, I'm playing all my games
driving the people beneath me insane
because my subwoofer, they say it's all the rage
Every time I use it it makes my floor shake,
like a, like a, like an earthquake
All those 4Ks, I make minimum wage,
I make minimum wage, but maybe one day
I won't have to anymore
Ice cream & fish! Ice cream & fish!
Has anyone seen my luggage though?
Every damn day when I'm walking the streets
with new shoes on my feet & the bicycle seats
I feel so elite (I got this bike from Walmart, so-)
It's over, go apply at Culver's, Culver's
Ice cream & fish! Ice cream & fish!
You know? I'm a gingerbread man,
cop can't catch me, 'cause I-
I ride a Schwinn
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