My friend is a trumpet
I think my friend's a trumpet
My best friend's a trumpet
He's not a trumpet to me
My best friend's a trumpet,
all day long!
Then I show them my trumpet
Especially when he trumpets
Mike Pence plays the trumpet (wrong!)
I think I just played the trumpet
It's time to play the trumpet
I play, all day, this thing
This is how I play the trumpet
It's a trumpet
I wish I could play the trumpet
It's a trumpet!
I play, play, play
I blow, blow, blow
This dumb thing has got to go
Heaven is just a trumpet
I think I become the trumpet
One, two step, the trumpet
Three, four, five, a trumpet
Hell is just a trumpet
Six, seven, eight, a trumpet
