Thanks for coming,
you had a good day
Your dad had fun
just while it lasted

Santa took our problems
away in his sleigh
We all wept as the music played

Thanks for coming
you had a good day
Your dad had fun
just while it lasted
Santa took our problems
away in his sleigh
We all wept as the music played

Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
He here comes, yes he does

"Ah, look at us, huh?
I mean, look at us,
here we are
(Wow) (We're here now)

It's been a good run
(Yes it has)
It's been a pretty good run
I'm proud of us (me too)
We Three Boys
(You don't even know)
We should make a toast:

Here's to friendship, fun,
and music
Here, here
(Here, here)"

Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Here comes Santa Clause,
Yes he does, yeah

Thanks for coming,
you had a good day
Your dad had fun
just while it lasted

Santa took our problems
away in his sleigh
We all wept as the music played

Thanks for coming,
you had a good day
Your dad had fun
just while it lasted

Santa took our problems
away in his sleigh
We all wept as the music played

Come on! Santa!
You know what to do,
you take our problems
with you

(Shit on a record, and spun it around,
don't try and listen, all you'll hear is brown)

The sounds of our sounds
will always prevail
You wanna hear more?
Just write an email

If you've got problems,
they'll all go away
Just wait a few minutes -
they'll all go away

Santa, where have you gone?
You dumped my problems
in a dumpster

In a dumpster
(My problems lay)
My stupid problems,
are Santa's problems now

Oh shit,
you stupid asshole

(Stupid asshole problems, now!)

Thanks for coming,
you had a good day
Our dad had fun
the whole big day

Santa took our troubles
and put them in a pile,
everybody cried,
because of their loss