Laying in my bed,
drinking this weird juice
made out of eggs
Up on the the roof I hear a clattering
Sleigh bells ringing & a ding-dingling
Down the chimney He comes,
looks like He’s having fun,
but He saw me awake,
I guess it’s time to run!
I try to escape but I’m not match at all!
He puts me in His sleigh
& then off we go!

Take another sip
of this juice made out of eggs

Wrapping up my gifts
with the hopes of spreading joy

Well- this is a song, & it’s all about eggnog
It tastes like custard
It really cuts the mustard

I can’t can’t drink this eggnog!
Because I am allergic!
He can’t have this eggnog,
but that just leaves
more for me!

Eggnog in a cup, eggnog in a mug,
eggnog by the fire while chilling on a rug
Boy, it’s the holiday season
Santa’s coming with bars
Dropping coal so hot you can feel it from Mars,
bars like the candy crunching all on this jam
Family’s gathered ‘round the table eating holiday ham
Yeah, now cookie’s all on my plate
I can tell if you’re awake so don’t stay up late!
Mistletoe’s hanging, holiday music is banging
Droppin’ down your chimney like a home invasion
Got gifts in my sack manufactured by Asians,
it’s amazing, it’s a season for giving
It’s a season to be thankful for the life that you’re living

Got the EpiPen, I’m poking
Eggs in the head, I’m yolking
All my friends, they’re joking
Can’t have no nog!
It’s got me choking!

(This song has me feeling sick)

I love eggnog,
& I’m doing a dance
& it’s all about eggnog, but you can’t really see
’cause it’s all in my dreams,
& music is purely
an auditory medium,
so you can’t even see it
but you surely can hear it

Just listen to my dance

Just listen to my dance
Just listen to my dance
Just listen to my dance
Just listen to my dance

(JUST LISTEN TO MY DANCE)

Just listen to my dance
Just listen to my dance
Just listen to my dance
Just listen to my dance