1. |
Taps
00:43
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2. |
Mutual Agreement
05:24
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In through the hallway, staring at picture of you & me, on the internet
Suzanne feeds you oranges, by the sea
What's a man to do?
But once you go to kiss her, you realize she's never there
& once you're finished kissin' nothing, you realize she's always there
& then you turn around, to see you're kissin' air
Sometimes, when I walk around the room
I wish I was in your room instead
I can't believe this is my place
I'm all alone
God damn, this is my place
I wish it was your room instead, but I'm all alone
Measuring the square-footage with my own two feet
& when I make my bed,
I wish it was your bed instead
I can tuck you in while you're sleeping all day,
& we'll make your bed together,
but you'll do the sleeping, & I'll do the making
as we live together, on our own terms 'cause we
made a mutual agreement to sleep together in the same place!
Mutual agreement, to live together, to live together
to live together
Four corners in this room, but there's just me &
just one you, & a coffee table or two
Two pillows! One sheet, one bed, two heads
But I'll sleep on the couch if I have to
if I mess up, in a big way
& I'll know my place, which is the couch
on some certain nights when I say the wrong thing
If we had a doghouse, I'd sleep out there
but we only have an apartment with no yard to keep a doghouse
so I'll sleep on the couch
But then in the morning when you love me again
I'll cook you eggs & that night we'll sleep in one bed
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3. |
My Friend is a Trumpet
03:51
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My friend is a trumpet
I think my friend's a trumpet
My best friend's a trumpet
He's not a trumpet to me
My best friend's a trumpet,
all day long!
Then I show them my trumpet
Especially when he trumpets
Mike Pence plays the trumpet (wrong!)
I think I just played the trumpet
It's time to play the trumpet
I play, all day, this thing
This is how I play the trumpet
It's a trumpet
I wish I could play the trumpet
It's a trumpet!
I play, play, play
I blow, blow, blow
This dumb thing has got to go
Heaven is just a trumpet
I think I become the trumpet
One, two step, the trumpet
Three, four, five, a trumpet
Hell is just a trumpet
Six, seven, eight, a trumpet
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4. |
Black Masks
02:55
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5. |
Y'all Ready For This?
00:20
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7. |
The Cusp
01:19
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8. |
The Cornfield
02:23
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I eat a whole ear of corn in the cornfield,
all day long!
I eat a whole ear of corn in the cornfield,
all week long!
In the cornfield
I eat a whole ear of corn in the cornfield,
all month long, in the cornfield
I eat a whole ear of corn in the cornfield,
all week long, all month long, in the cornfield
Corn on the cob! Corn on the cob!
Corn on the cob! Corn on the cob!
Just a little bit of corn on the cob
Corn on the cob, corn on the cob
Corn on the co- (oh, you got a fuckin' better idea?)
Corn on the cob, corn on the cob all week long,
corn on the cob all month long
My life's a cob.
Corn on the cob in the cornfield, corn on the cob in the cornfield
Corn on the cob in the cornfield, corn on the cob in the cornfield
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9. |
Ancient Ruins
03:07
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10. |
My Name is Donald Bong
02:32
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Bong, my name is Donald Bong
My name is Donald Bong
My name is Donald Bong
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one!
(It's the age of the Earth)
La, la, la, la la
La, la, la, la la
My name is Donald Bong & the world is not okay
I want to pack my bags & move out to space
& when I look at you, I know just what to do
I want to hug & kiss, & do the things that adults do!
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11. |
Gus' Corner pt. I
02:49
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12. |
The Stinkiest River
03:20
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Woah nelly!
One, two, one, two, three, four
I'm going down to the river
& of course, it smells like shit
Good lord the river smells just like shit
Packed up my bags (bye bye!) & I headed for the famous riverbank
Just had to see for myself just why the river stank
Birds hum, yet the river stank
The birds hummed, yet the river stank
The birds hummed, & the river stank
Oh lord, yes the river stank
The river, it smells like shit
The river, oh lord, yes it smells like shit
The river, oh my god it smells like shit
My god it smells like shit
I won't remember the bayou
This one-train town stinks
"But still I wonder, should I wonder,
Why does the river stink?"
Well, it took a long time for me to see,
that the river, it stank because of me
I'm trying to loosen my load,
but dear god the river stinks (pee-yew!) (pee-yew!)
Well, it took a long time for me to see,
that the river stank because of me, because of me
The river stank because of me
It took a long time for me to see,
that the river stank because of me, oh lord
Please forgive me, lord, I stink
The river, I stink, I stink
I stink like the river, I swam in the water
& the river stinks, oh lord
Good god the river stinks oh lord,
yes, the riverbank stinks,
& the water stinks,
& I assume the fish stink inside the river
water.
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Ha, ha
Clap your hands,
now poop
Clap your hands,
now poop
(He's coming, the boss is lookin' for me at the job)
Clap your hands,
now poop, now poop, now poop
Yeah poop, do a poop now
Flush that shit down,
now clap your hands
(He's pooping, on the job, fifty minutes extra on the john)
Clap your hands, now take a poop
Three, two, one!
Pinch it off! Keep it clean!
Limit your flushes, try to think green
(oh shit)
Staring back at you from the toilet bowl,
what's a boy to do when he's staring at his own shit in the bathroom?
You clap your hands, & then poop
You clap your hands, & then poop
You clap your hands, & then ... poop
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14. |
Same Turd
01:17
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We're all a part
of the same turd,
pinched off long ago,
violently unheard
My stool's pretty tough, & these over-the-counter- the pills just weren't enough
I got damn one turd that I just can't buff
I thank god that the world is a piece of shit,
that I somehow won't have to pinch off until I think of it
(Which is every moment of every day, & that's really not okay,
this- over-the-counter pill of our current administration)
Smoke on the water, it's kinda hot in here
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16. |
Gus' Corner pt. II
04:13
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17. |
Movie Night
03:14
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I like the Fast & Furious movies
They make me laugh & they make me smile,
& I can watch them for a really long while
I watch them all in a row all the time
& if you don't believe me, then listen to this rhyme
Vin Diesel...
(Once upon a time, in the summertime,
we went on a date to the movies, but the movie wasn't playing
What we wanted to see wasn't playing in the theater)
I like mainstream movies a lot,
much better than this Indie stupid plot
(So we went home & put on a-)
Dwyane the Rock Johnson, Dwyane the Rock Johnson,
He's my man, his name is Dwyane, the Rock Johnson
Can you smell what the man is-?
(-on a DVD, DVD, DVD)
He is so big & handsome, he is so muscular,
He's gonna be in the new Baywatch movie
(What we wanted to see wasn't playing in the movie theater,
so we went home & put on a DVD)
Vin Diesel! Vin Diesel! Vin Diesel!
The Rock is gonna be in Baywatch, with Zac Effron
(We put on a DVD of Blade 3: Trinity! DVD! Trinity! DVD! Trinity! Blade 3: Trinity!)
[Swipe right]
(What we wanted to see wasn't playing in the movie theater)
Swipe left, swipe right, swipe up, swipe down,
Swipe all around
Yesterday I went & saw The Smurfs: The Lost Village in 3D
That movie is so fuckin' funny to me
I think Justin Timberlake's in that
I think he voices one of the Smurfs!
It's such a good wholesome family film,
it only got a 46 on Rotten Tomatoes,
but that doesn't matter!
It's a really good movie. Film. Movie. Film.
Swipe right.
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18. |
Every Damn Day
04:45
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Well every damn day, I'm going to the store
to pick up some milk, & stuff to make some s'mores
& then I go home because I'm really bored
I get really annoyed when my roommate snores
I gotta get some headphones to block it out
because it's really loud, it shakes the walls
(& that's how we got a noise complaint from our neighbors)
I got two in the pocket, twenty-five in the bank
Gotta drive to the store on an empty tank
All my friends keep spamming, these memes are dank
Fire up the game, play some Halo, Ranked!
Uh, all day, Every damn day
But uh, if you wanna, watch a movie or something,
we could go to the theater around the corner, it's a pretty cool place
Gonna see some movies! Gonna get some popcorn!
Gonna get some video games, wait- you don't get those at the movies
but we can go to the store, down the street from the movies
if you want to, you don't have to
Well every damn day, I'm playing all my games
driving the people beneath me insane
because my subwoofer, they say it's all the rage
Every time I use it it makes my floor shake,
like a, like a, like an earthquake
All those 4Ks, I make minimum wage,
I make minimum wage, but maybe one day
I won't have to anymore
Ice cream & fish! Ice cream & fish!
Has anyone seen my luggage though?
Every damn day when I'm walking the streets
with new shoes on my feet & the bicycle seats
I feel so elite (I got this bike from Walmart, so-)
It's over, go apply at Culver's, Culver's
Ice cream & fish! Ice cream & fish!
You know? I'm a gingerbread man,
cop can't catch me, 'cause I-
I ride a Schwinn
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19. |
Luggage
01:56
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20. |
White Santa
03:22
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21. |
The Pickle Boys
03:35
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22. |
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Let's roll on this...
Speak to me differently,
Speak to me like the way you know,
Come on now, come on down,
we're gonna do it - all night long
Gimme more of that sweet, sweet love
Gimme some of that little bit of love,
Gimme some of that little bit of love,
Gimme some of that little bit of love,
Thank you
No? We're gonna go again?
What was the line?
(All night long.)
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23. |
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24. |
My Entire Life
05:22
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25. |
Untold Was The Pain
02:15
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200 baby Godzillas,
hatching in NYC
Somebody call the troops
& tell 'em to carpet bomb MSG!
Untold was the pain
Sittin' at the movie theater,
watching Jurassic World War 3
Flyin' around in my helicopter,
a pterodactyl impales me!
Untold was the pain
Look at me, my name's Fred Flinstone,
ridin' 'round my stone machine,
gettin' locked out of my new hut -
WILMA!!!
Untold was the pain
Hello my name is Littlefoot,
I'm a little baby longneck
Goin' on adventures with my new friends,
a pterodactyl impales me!
Untold was the pain
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26. |
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27. |
All Around the Room
04:14
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All around the room,
All around the room,
Your eyes make me sick,
All around the room,
When I go outside,
what shape are the clouds?
All around the room
Walking around, yeah,
lookin' for a friendly face
Hell, all around the room
I smell something weird,
is it cooking? Or is it just,
all around the room?
No, turns out,
That as I screamed I counted,
I cannot scream, I cannot shout tonight
The room, the room
I see you, in my room
I take this room four corners at a time, in my mind
Opposite corners of this room in my mind
There aren't enough pills to blow me away, in my mind
I scream from the inside of my mind
It stinks! From the inside, of my mind
The room, the room
I see you, in my room
All around the room
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28. |
Stacking Candy
04:01
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It's early in the morning, & I'm waking up to take a shower
Boxes ever, in the corner, in my hair,
I don't have any options, 'cause I gotta make money
I'm stacking candy
Stacking candy
I'm driving to my next store,
driving to my next store,
driving to my next store
Stacking candy, stacking candy
Stackin' candy
This is my last store
There is no more...
stacking candy
(stacking candy)
Sweet dreams are made of these
Who am I to sell candy?
@%#* your candy!
Eff your candy!
Eff your candy!
Fuck your candy!
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29. |
A Higher Loyalty
05:05
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30. |
Fashion Show
01:36
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31. |
Downtown
05:47
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32. |
The Ford Miacho
03:05
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33. |
Chad Rocks!
03:22
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34. |
The Sky Above
02:06
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Is there anybody out there?
Who is at my door?
I'm-a-lookin' through the window
I pinch open the blinds
& through that little opening
I see the Earth swallow the sky
Is there anybody out there?
I am just a boy
Just-a-lookin' through the window
My hands felt like two balloons
Is there anyone who sees me?
For I am just a boy, scoob-a-roop-doop-doo
(yes)
I will fly into the sky above
& then into the sun!
Is there anybody out there?
For I am just a boy
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35. |
No One Sings Along
02:57
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I can't wait to go outside
Sit on down in the high tide
Let it carry me away
Grab a floatie for the day
Grab a coconut
Yeah, fill it with the juice
I sip it away!
Get a tan, and buy boat shoes
I can't wait to ride my board
Go online and buy a sword
I don't know what to do
I don't know who I am
I don't know what I am
I don't know, what's the world?
Ding dong, I hate this song
Ding dong, no one sings along
Sitting on down and writing my song
Climbing a tree and having fun
Man this is what it's all about, I guess
Tim Kaine's never gonna sing this song
Mike Pence refuses to sing this song
No one sings along when you're Donald Bong
Bing bong, I hate this song
No one sings along
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36. |
This is My Song
00:57
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37. |
Sing With Me
00:53
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A, B, C,
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H I, J, K, LMNO, P,Q, R,S, T, U, view, um -
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H I, J, K, LMNO, P,Q, R,S, T, U, V, W, X, Y & Z
Now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with - ME!
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38. |
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My hat's the only one in the world,
my hat, it is unique
My hat, it is a one of a kind
No!
Don't you fuck with (my hat)
When I'm wearing (my hat)
I think this is (my hat)
This is my hat!
My hat's the only one in the world,
my hat, it is unique
My hat's only one of a kind
Please, no
Don't you fuck with (my hat)
When I'm wearing (my hat)
I think this is (my hat)
This is my hat!
My hat's the only one in the world,
my hat, it is unique
My hat, it is one of a kind!
Don't you fuck with!
When I'm wearing!
I think this is!
This is my hat!
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39. |
Take the Kids and Go
05:54
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40. |
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Imagine all the people, living life this way
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
Come on, come on!
Let's go!
Life was created at the beginning of time
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42. |
Summertime
10:45
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Once upon a time,
in the summertime
Once upon a time,
in the summertime, hey
once upon a time
in the summer time, oh
I was searching for the sunshine, oh
Sometime, someday
Someday in the summertime
Sometime in the summertime
Springtime NO!
Summertime YEAH!
Wintertime NO!
Springtime NO!
Autumntime NO!
Summertime OH!
Summerday, summerday whatcha gonnna do?
Summerday, summerday whatcha gonnna say?
Summerday in the summertime
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Rollin' a big joint for Jesus
Rollin' a big joint for Jesus Christ
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43. |
Tough Person
06:00
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44. |
Dark Queen
03:23
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- imagine you in a lot of pain
yeah I like the dark stuff too,
the color black is kind of cool
I'll wear spikey stuff if you talk to me
Oh hey baby, can't you see?
Hey you, Dark Queen
have you seen my itty bitty peen?
It's kind of small but it's really cool-
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45. |
The Pretzel Continuum 2
02:28
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46. |
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47. |
Chicken Beef
00:20
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48. |
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49. |
I'm the Jungle
01:35
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50. |
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51. |
Welcome Back
03:39
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52. |
Full of Snags
04:19
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53. |
Take the Ultimate Spin
02:50
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54. |
I Am Spider-Man
00:16
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55. |
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56. |
Spanish Fly
01:05
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57. |
Gus' Corner pt. III
03:48
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58. |
Last Waltz With Mary Sue
09:17
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59. |
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60. |
The Poetry of Capitalism
00:31
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61. |
A Single Pickle
01:41
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62. |
Macaroni Night
01:13
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63. |
Beatles Reunion
01:46
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64. |
Pioneer Unlimited
03:21
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65. |
Gus' Corner pt. IV
06:39
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66. |
Greatest Hits
02:24
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67. |
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68. |
D.D.I.D.
10:26
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69. |
For the Kids
02:17
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70. |
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71. |
Dan's Lament (part II)
00:24
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72. |
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73. |
The Future is Nigh
04:13
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74. |
The Funky New World
01:33
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Well- we're all alive
in Donald Bong's funky, funky world.
I- finally figured it out,
staring in the darkness of my small coffee cup
that I got from McDonald's McCafe.
Oh - somebody wants you
to go dancing with them on the moon,
or somebody wants you
to pass away - alone on the beach,
'cause you're better off dead,
or so that's at least what they say
McDonald's has the best coffee
or so at least that's what they say
And - I ... wandered in
to the middle of a parade
that was just one balloon.
I took it by the string
& suddenly I was - free!
In the funky new world.
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75. |
I Love You
04:33
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76. |
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77. |
Let the Games Begin
04:13
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78. |
God is Good
03:02
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79. |
please clap.
00:02
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