I like the Fast & Furious movies
They make me laugh & they make me smile,
& I can watch them for a really long while

I watch them all in a row all the time
& if you don't believe me, then listen to this rhyme
Vin Diesel...

(Once upon a time, in the summertime,
we went on a date to the movies, but the movie wasn't playing
What we wanted to see wasn't playing in the theater)

I like mainstream movies a lot,
much better than this Indie stupid plot

(So we went home & put on a-)
Dwyane the Rock Johnson, Dwyane the Rock Johnson,
He's my man, his name is Dwyane, the Rock Johnson
Can you smell what the man is-?
(-on a DVD, DVD, DVD)
He is so big & handsome, he is so muscular,
He's gonna be in the new Baywatch movie
(What we wanted to see wasn't playing in the movie theater,
so we went home & put on a DVD)

Vin Diesel! Vin Diesel! Vin Diesel!

The Rock is gonna be in Baywatch, with Zac Effron
(We put on a DVD of Blade 3: Trinity! DVD! Trinity! DVD! Trinity! Blade 3: Trinity!)
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(What we wanted to see wasn't playing in the movie theater)

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Swipe all around

Yesterday I went & saw The Smurfs: The Lost Village in 3D
That movie is so fuckin' funny to me

I think Justin Timberlake's in that
I think he voices one of the Smurfs!
It's such a good wholesome family film,
it only got a 46 on Rotten Tomatoes,
but that doesn't matter!
It's a really good movie. Film. Movie. Film.
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